My laugh for the night came from my brother threatening to smash a picture frame on my carpeted bedroom floor if I didn’t give him a mouth-guard cleaning tablet. What I found most funny about this was the fact that the picture frame probably wouldn’t smash on the carpet and hoe serious he acted about doing it.
Please, please, please do not fart while standing next to a Wal-Mart employee, who is helping you find something. No, the over-talking does not cover up the sound or smell of your fart. It was clearly heard and smelt. Moral of the story use the washroom or hold it in, no one wants to hear or smell that especially the stranger helping you find what you’re looking for.
Don’t call in, complain and completely act like a jerk just because you bought a clearance item and didn’t check to see if it had all of the parts, especially something as big and expensive as a treadmill. I really don’t know what you expect me to do for you over the phone, I can’t magically send you a chord for your treadmill through the phone. If I could I would obviously not be working at Wal-Mart but at The Ministry of Magic instead.
P.S. this is my 100th post whoohoo :)